This is a good example of the fury and women scorned scenario that men should be taught to avoid at an early age. Unfortunately for Bernie, fortune not really being in his repetoire these days; his secret lover, Sheryl Weinstein, who he swindled along with everyone else, has decided to write a book.

According to Reuters the tell-all book, “Madoff’s Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me.” includes details of their extramarital affair which blossomed one evening in 1993 at the Willard InterContinental Hotel in Washington. And from what we’ve seen, it won’t spare your blushes.

One particular extract from the book has the armchair psychologists very excicited:

“Bernie had a very small penis,” she writes. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”

Is this what caused the biggest fraud in history?