
Seven Habits of Highly Suspicious Hedge Funds
From Rick Bookstaber,
You’ve heard this story before: A trader at a bank is knocking the cover off the ball. His success garners political power within the bank. He creates a fiefdom that insulates him from the rest of the firm; his trading group explodes in size. He lives a conspicuous, extravagant lifestyle. His ego alienates the management and intimidates the support staff. Then the trader hits a rough patch. He uses all the tricks in the book to keep his …

From Rick Bookstaber,
You’ve heard this story before: A trader at a bank is knocking the cover off the ball. His success garners political power within the bank. He creates a fiefdom that insulates him from the rest of the firm; his trading group explodes in size. He lives a conspicuous, extravagant lifestyle. His ego alienates the management and intimidates the support staff. Then the trader hits a rough patch. He uses all the tricks in the book to keep his poor results under wraps while he tries to find a way to recoup. Everyone is gunning for him, so he has to get back into the black, and fast.
How does he try to do that? He ratchets up his risk. He knows he won’t be able to turn it around fast enough if he plays it prudently, whereas there is some chance to stay in the game if he bets it all on 00, or better yet, if he levers up as much as he can, borrows all the money he can get his hands on, and then bets all of that on 00. If he loses, well, he was going to be gone anyway, so he may as well try for the big time.
1. No independent risk reporting
2. A change for the worse in the critical risk numbers
3. Increased use of derivatives
4. High level of secrecy
5. Growth in headcount and lifestyle
6. Decline in assets under management
7. Lackluster recent performance










July 10, 2009
Risk risk risk risk risk …we don`t need it. Please guys, can you give it all up and just go fishing / buy a gite and spend the rest of lives making wine ? It`s not like you don`t have the cash to do it. It will cause us all less grief in the long run.